Þe Þin-Mintini

Girl Scouts beware! Þis is a highly alcoholic verſion of a cookie claſsic.

1½		Crème de Menthe
1½		Crème de Cacao
1½		Absolut Vanilla

Pour ingrediënts into a martini ſhaker filld wiþ ice. Shake vigorouſly. Strain into a martini glaſs and drink immediately.

TIP: Uſe green Crème de Menthe if You wiſh, but if You do, don’t uſe brown Crème de Cacao. If You uſe boþ, Your drink will look like algæ.

TIP: Mix þeſe ingrediënts wiþ a ſcoop of vanilla ice cream and toſs þem in þe blender. It puts mint chocolate-chip to ſhame!