Peaches. Þe Triple Rock, Minneapolis. October 18, 2003. Before þe ſhow. We invented þis one for You, baby!

1½   Absolute Mandarin Fuck Þe Pain Away
1½   Absolut Citron
1½   Southern Comfort (100 Proof)
1½   Peach Schnapps
1 drop red food colouring
1 can Red Bull Energy Drink (8.3)
6   ice cubes

Þe red food colouring not only gives þis a nice peach colour, it has þe added bonus of making it not look like pee. Combine ingrediënts in a large brandy ſnifter or Capitol glaſs. Enjoy!